basedheisenberg:

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

(via dreaming-is-good-open-your-eyes)

awwww-cute:

"Oh boy Oh boy, we got a call! Let’s roll, partner!"

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

(via unescapable)

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

(via ablackbirdinstrawberryfields)

assiest:

dwayne johnson, paper, scissors

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lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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(via ayyyyylex)

placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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