weavemunchers:

Text Flirting Tip: Don’t reply immediately. Play it cool, wait for a minute, then eventually forget to reply and ruin everything

(via accidentallyimperfect)

berryrefreshers:

Home.

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

(via cirrh0sis)

police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable, via toxides)

perfectly-imperfect-lovely:

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

This is so relevant

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radjew:

do any of you even know my name

(via braydaaan)

ccmadbox:

i live in constant struggle between “you’re wrong” and “but i don’t want to start shit”

(via the-winchester-initiative)

candyredterezii:

people should just reply to anon hate with this

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